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4.17sWell, Peter, I'm glad you and the guys finally found what you were looking for.
0.78sWe did.
4.47sIt's just sad that 230 people had to die in the most gruesome way imaginable.
3.3sBut our idle curiosity was satisfied, so everything worked out.
2.54sPeter, you went halfway around the world for this joke,
1.33sbut I never even got to hear it.
1.7sAll right, you guys wanna hear it? All right.
2.52sSo, this chick goes on a date with this guy that she wants to fuck,
3.94sbut she's worried 'cause she's got, like, a huge vagina from fucking so many other guys.
2.97sSo, she gets a piece of liverwurst, and shoves it up in her vagina,
2.37sso that when he fucks her, it'll feel tighter.
2.7sPeter, maybe this isn't family conversation.
0.88sNo, wait, Lois, shut the fuck up.
2sSo, she puts the liverwurst in her vagina,
3.04sgoes home with the guy, fucks him, everything seems fine.