3.9sWell, children, our new ultra-hard Posturific chairs have arrived.
2.07sThey've been designed by eminent posturologists...
2.5sto eliminate slouching by the year 3000.
3.7sMrs. Krabappel-- I'm having back spasms!
3.1sI know they seem a little uncomfortable right now.
2.77sBut eventually your bones will change shape.
4.4sI've lost all feeling in the left side of my body.