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2.49sI know exactly how you feel, young lady.
2.97sWhat you are seeing is light pollution.
1.47sLight pollution.
2.47sFor astronomers like me- umb-hiven-
2.59sthis is a bigger problem, even than, oh, I dont know...
3.6ssay, getting a date, which is difficult for the geeky people.
1.4sWeve gotta do something.
3.63sI know. Maybe we can get people to sign a petition.
1.7sOh, I'd like to help. I would.
4.16sBut if I leave this observatory, another astronomer will move right in.
1.97sThey're like hermit crabs. They really are crabs-
1.8sOh, there's one now. I see you!
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2.2sYou said he was out of microscopes!
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1.73sHey, check out this hood ornament I stole.
2.03sWith this glinting gewgaw...
4.23sthe beta male attempts to reclaim leadership of his herd.
2.47sOh, that's good narration.
1.8sThat's not a hood ornament.
2.76sts a pacifier you spray-painted silver.
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