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1.97spicking and nibbling until, one day...
2.26syou’re 38 and managing a Barnes & Noble.
1.7sHey, that's not gonna happen!
2.13sLisa, I'm afraid you’re a dilettante.
2.63sPick a path and follow it, or youll just grow up...
2.56sslog your way through Mount Holyoke and squeeze out babies.
0.97sStop it!
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2.23sSince Nelson nailed you with that dirt...
2.03sno one thinks you’re cool anymore.
2.73sEven that kid that wears diapers is more popular.
1.76sAnd he aint popular.
3.13sSo? I'll bounce back. I always bounce back.
2.7sLike after the time I accidentally called the teacher Mom.
2.63sEven I beat you up that day...
1.97safter you passed out.
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2.53sWhat’s that hood ornament doing around your neck?
2.2sEh, I snapped it off some jerk's car.
2.84sI could go to prison for life, but whatever.
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3.2sThe only way to be cooler than him is to do exactly what he does.
1.99sI’ve gotta steal me a hood ornament!
1.3sBut how?
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