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1.9sWhy, whatever do you mean?
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2.06sWhoa!
1.59sHuh? What?
1.47sGo, Aberdeen!
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2.2sHey, you cant blame Principal Skinner...
2.23sfor wanting to feature his best student.
0.97sAnd that's you?
2.37sWell, I am young, gifted and yellow.
2.09sMy interests include music, science...
3.2sjustice, animals, shapes, feelings.
4.27sSo you see yourself more as a buffet-style intellectual-
1.97spicking and nibbling until, one day...
2.26syou’re 38 and managing a Barnes & Noble.
1.7sHey, that's not gonna happen!
2.13sLisa, I'm afraid you’re a dilettante.
2.63sPick a path and follow it, or youll just grow up...
2.56sslog your way through Mount Holyoke and squeeze out babies.
0.97sStop it!
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2.23sSince Nelson nailed you with that dirt...
2.03sno one thinks you’re cool anymore.
2.73sEven that kid that wears diapers is more popular.
1.76sAnd he aint popular.