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1.9sStay with the dink.
2.43sAmerica is supposed to be a democracy.
2.97sBut in the school yard, “cool” rules.
2.63sAnd Springfield's Machiavelli ofthe monkey bars...
2.09sis one Bartholomew Simpson.
2.13sOn today’s royal agenda-
3.33sdigging up dirt clods to throw at his school chums.
2.83sl chuck 'em at nerds, girls I like- whatever.
0.64s
1.13sOw!
2.3sMunch mud, Simpson!
1.43s
1.99s- I'm telling.
- "Munch mud."
2.53sOh, man.
4.13sAnd in a flash, Bats glory has gone the way of England's masculinity.
1.3s
3.06sts a dangerous life being a hall monitor.
1.73sWhen you leave home in the morning...
4.03syou may be kissing your dolls good-bye for the last time.
2.09sMy sash says "Ultraman."
2.9sI think weve seen enough.
3.44sYou should realize that our school is not all nitwits and Nelsons.
1.9sWhy dont I open a door at random?