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3.03sYes. Does it make you feel smart to question people's motives?
0.4sYes.
1.29sWell, all right then.
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1.43sf Ship Horn Bio ws f
2.63sHi. I'm trying to reduce light pollution.
3.63sYarr! I'd be happy to scrimshaw your petition.
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3.23sPeople of Springfield, I’ve heard your pleas.
3.37sWhether you’re an idealistic stargazer like Lisa...
3.27sor a faded Southern belle who needs the forgiving cloak of night...
2.33sto seduce naive young delivery boys...
2.23swith more pizza than common sense...
3.73sI say Springfield will be the dimmest city in America.