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2.27sand below another bowling alley.
0.5sWow.
1.39sI'm sorry. Isn't that--
4.99sYeah, that's me, all right. And the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford.
3.22sAnd this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins.
2.6sOh! And here's a picture of me in outer space.
0.46sYou... went into outer space?
2.04sYou?
2.59sSure. You've never been?
2.17sWould you like to see my Grammy award?
4.34sNo! I wouldn't. God. I've had to work hard every day of my life,
2.04sand what do I have to show for it?
3.15sThis briefcase and this haircut.
4.35sAnd what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?
0.5sWhat?
2.1sEverything!
2.67sA dream house, two cars, a beautiful wife,