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2.55sI live in a single room above a bowling alley...
2.27sand below another bowling alley.
0.5sWow.
1.39sI'm sorry. Isn't that--
4.99sYeah, that's me, all right. And the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford.
3.22sAnd this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins.
2.6sOh! And here's a picture of me in outer space.
0.46sYou... went into outer space?
2.04sYou?
2.59sSure. You've never been?
2.17sWould you like to see my Grammy award?
4.34sNo! I wouldn't. God. I've had to work hard every day of my life,
2.04sand what do I have to show for it?
3.15sThis briefcase and this haircut.
4.35sAnd what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?
0.5sWhat?
2.1sEverything!