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2.84sI'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer.
1.97sI'm Lenny. How do you do?
2.44sWow. You've got pencils with your name on 'em.
2.42sjust like a pencil company executive.
2.37sI'd give anything for one of these.
2.2sAny office supply company can have 'em made up for you.
2.07s- Can I have this one? - No.
2.53sCan... Lenny have it?
0.12sNo.
2.22sOh, that's my degree in nuclear physics.
2.07sI'm sure you all have one.
1.97sOh, yeah. Carl and I each have a masters.
2.67sOf course, old Homer-- He didn't need a degree.
0.5sHe just showed up the day they opened the plant.
1.65s
2.9sI didn't even know what a nuclear "panner" plant was.
1.77sUm--
1.98sYeah. Well, listen.
2.28sI'm sure we all have a lot of work to do.
0.7sMm-mmm.
1.57sMm-mmm.
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2.78sHey, you seem like a great guy, so I'll give you a little tip.
2.02sIf you turn that security camera around,
3.34syou can sleep and no one will ever know.
2.57sI don't think we're being paid to sleep.
2.13sOh, yeah. They're always trying to screw you.
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