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2.5sI can be lazy too. Look at me.
3.12sHi. I'm a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson.
2sGive me a promotion.
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2.72sOoh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds.
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3sI'm peeing on the seat. Give me a raise.
3.14sNow I'm returning to work without washing my hands--
3.97sBut it doesn't matter, because I'm Homer Simpson.
3.7sI don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me.
2.1sD'oh, d'oh, d'oh.
0.5sHey, you okay, Grimey?
1.71sI'm better than okay.
0.53sI'm Homer Simpson.
2.44sYou wish.
3.62sOh, hi, Mr. Burns. I'm the worst worker in the world.
4.04sTime to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster.