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2.85sDon't touch me. Your hands feel like salad tongs.
2.45sI just wanted to win for once.
2.6sPlease don't take it as a threat to your manhood.
3sMy manhood? I never thought of that.
3.39sWe were good, Dad. They asked us to play in the Krusty Klassic.
3.67sIt's for charity. It benefits victims of balcony collapse.
1.94sWe can wipe out B.C. in our lifetime.
1.95sI don't care about B.C.
4.14sI care about M.E.-- My enjoyment.
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2.34sIt's obvious what's happening.
3.52sI'm being replaced by a younger, more in-your-face version of me.
3.44sDad, you're just going through a classic oedipal anxiety.
2.14sYou remember the story of Oedipus, don't you?
3.74sWell, maybe five bucks would refresh my memory.