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4.65sbut we do know for sure that God prefers people who travel in style.
4.69sHear that? If you cheapskate me into hell, I'll haunt you good.
2.2sImagine this when you're sittin' on the john.
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0.13sOkay!
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4.04sOkay, with mole insurance, your total comes to...
0.43s$17,000.
2.6sWhat?
2.58sOr you could just toss him in the woods and let the wolves carry him off.
2.2sIt's really up to you.
0.42sMr. salesman?
2sYes?
2.14sWe're gonna go with the wolves.
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1.55sBeat it.
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3.25sDad, I love you this much.
2.05sBut that's just under $900.
2.74sI wish I could go 17,000, but--
2.27sHmm? Hmm?
3.72sSir, if I may, think of it as an investment in extravagance.
2.37sThe Mauso-Palooza can be seen from space.
3.82sIt'll consume as much cement as a regulation-size tennis court.
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