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2.44sthe monuments are completely self-cleaning,
3.64sand there is an optional "weeping widow" service.
3.09sWally, Wally, Wally!
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3.5sIrving! Oh, Irving!
2.24sOh, bury me over here. Please?
2.47sWhoa, whoa. This is gettin' kind of pricey.
2.55sSir, what lies beyond this life is a mystery,
4.65sbut we do know for sure that God prefers people who travel in style.
4.69sHear that? If you cheapskate me into hell, I'll haunt you good.
2.2sImagine this when you're sittin' on the john.
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0.13sOkay!
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4.04sOkay, with mole insurance, your total comes to...
0.43s$17,000.
2.6sWhat?
2.58sOr you could just toss him in the woods and let the wolves carry him off.
2.2sIt's really up to you.