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2.99sWasn't he great, folks?
2.12sNow, all the contestants are gonna receive...
1.85sextra servings of honey mush.
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2.07sBut there can only be one winner,
3.57sand, uh, since Abe's already standing here, what the heck.
2.39sWow! A free auto.
0.53sNo, keep reading.
1.84sOh.
3.54sHey, let's get this down to the funeral home before they try to back out.
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4.55sHmm. Well, this autopsy coupon appears to be valid.
3.9sWhat other funerary services may be provide for the... predeceased?
4.17sOh, the whole deal-- Coffin, tombstone, anti-stink spray.
2.05sSir, we prefer the term "casket" to coffin,
1.93sand "monument" to tombstone.
3.24sWe have all the leading brands of anti-stink spray.
2.17sWhat funny names.
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1.87sHe's heading into Dead Man's Curve!
1.92sAaah! Get me out of here!
2.17sOh, the living.
3.35sWell, fortunately, this model features the "cadaver cam."