3.52sI'm being replaced by a younger, more in-your-face version of me.
3.44sDad, you're just going through a classic oedipal anxiety.
2.14sYou remember the story of Oedipus, don't you?
3.74sWell, maybe five bucks would refresh my memory.
3.59sOedipus killed his father and married his mother.
2.08sUgh! Who pays for that wedding?
4.25sI'm just saying you feel threatened by Bart, but it's all in your head.