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5.05sI made this bracelet so that in some small way, we'll always be with you.
2.24sEven when it doesn't seem like it.
3.7sDuring your entire life, for example.
2.5sYou won't pass for human, cutie.
4.17sBut if my Ph.D. in Excel-Linguistics is worth diddly-poop,
3.54sthis note should convince them you're an alien.
3.14sAnd that'll be enough to give you a real life.