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2.5sYou won't pass for human, cutie.
4.17sBut if my Ph.D. in Excel-Linguistics is worth diddly-poop,
3.54sthis note should convince them you're an alien.
3.14sAnd that'll be enough to give you a real life.
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2.22sShe'll never know we're her parents.
2.02sThat's our gift to her.
4.44sBetter we should die than have her learn the shameful truth of her origin.
2.57sI'm with ya.
1.68sI guess you're an alien.
2.6sWhat a beautiful, gigantic eye you have--
2.54sWell, come on in.
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