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3.37sGod knows it's long enough without Nahassapetapeeta-- whatever.
5.44sFrom now on, I'm only marrying for love. Possibly once more for money.
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3sOh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
2.9sHey! The government don't control the sky.
3.1sWhat if you lived in a balloon? That's it!
1.8sDid you hear that, Mom? She's as dumb as me.
3.24sNo! Not what he said, what he is.
3.6sGrandfather, as in grandfather clause.
3sApu, how long ago did your visa expire?
0.97sSeven years. But I don't--
3.2sThere was an amnesty declared for people who have been here as long as you.
2.6sThat means you can take the citizenship test!
4.5sOh! But, Apu, the vote on Proposition 24 is on Tuesday.