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3.3sThe Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
2.84sThat's specious reasoning, Dad. Thank you, honey.
3.2sBy your logic, I could claim this rock keeps tigers away.
2.73s- Oh, how does it work?
- It doesn't work.
0.5sUh-huh.
1.1sIt's just a stupid rock.
0.53sUh-huh.
2.37sBut I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
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2.24sLisa, I want to buy your rock.
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2.14sWhoo-hoo! A perfect day!
3.9sZero bears and one big, fat, hairy paycheck.
2.57sHey! How come my pay is so low?
2.77s"Bear Patrol Tax $5.00."
2.7sWhat? This is an outrage!
2.44sIt's the biggest tax increase in history!
2.74sActually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
2.77sLet the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
1.37sThat's the homeowner tax.
2.07sWell, anyway, I'm still outraged.
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