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3.77sOh, yeah. What was I thinking with that?
4.3sWho needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha...
4.3swhen I've got Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me...
2.77sfrom Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes?
3.7sLook at me! I've betrayed my Indian heritage, sir!
2.47sWhat would my parents think of me now?
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3.8sMake us proud, Son. Never forget who you are.
2.8sDon't make the same mistake I did.
2.27sOh, forgive me, Mother.
4.4sFather, I've failed you.
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2.94sWho am I kidding? I am no citizen.
2.57sThis passport is a cheap forgery!
3.8sA cheap, $2,000 forgery.