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3.04sHey, Apu, why don't you just marry some American broad,
2.3sthen dump her after you get your citizenship?
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2.77sHello, Selma?
1.83sSelma, my dear. How are ya?
2.54sUh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
1.93sListen, shut up for a second.
2.63sHow would you like to marry Apu so he doesn't get deported?
4.67sI'd rather eat poison. My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure.
3.37sGod knows it's long enough without Nahassapetapeeta-- whatever.
5.44sFrom now on, I'm only marrying for love. Possibly once more for money.
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3sOh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
2.9sHey! The government don't control the sky.
3.1sWhat if you lived in a balloon? That's it!
1.8sDid you hear that, Mom? She's as dumb as me.
3.24sNo! Not what he said, what he is.
3.6sGrandfather, as in grandfather clause.