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2.1sLow and lazy. So--
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2.37sHey. Say something again.
3.8sOh, you're just noticing the way I'm talking to you now.
4.57sYou see, it turns out I am an American citizen after all.
4.54sApparently, I just plumb forgot about it.
5.17sSay, let's take a relaxed attitude toward work and watch the baseball match.
3.94sThe "Ny" Mets are my favorite squadron.
2.7sHey, you got rid of that goofy sacred elephant statue.
3.77sOh, yeah. What was I thinking with that?
4.3sWho needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha...
4.3swhen I've got Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me...
2.77sfrom Entertainment Weekly with their dead eyes?
3.7sLook at me! I've betrayed my Indian heritage, sir!
2.47sWhat would my parents think of me now?