3.4sHey, Kearney, this fake I.D., it is truly excellent.
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2.97sSay, if you tell me where you obtained it,
4.07sI will overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits, eh?
1.83sDeal.
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2.7sYour U.S. passport, social security card,
2.37sbirth certificate, and your death certificate.
3.37sjust hold onto that one in your safe-deposit box.
2.4sMost humble and grateful thanks to you.
1.97sWhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
2.47sCan the courtesy. You're an American now.
3sRemember. You were born in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
3.84sYour parents were Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon.