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4.47sUh, good evening, um, young man. My name is Charles Norwood.
5.17sFurthermore, to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars.
3.07sHere's my I.D. which confirms my "adultivity."
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1.6sHmm.
3.4sHey, Kearney, this fake I.D., it is truly excellent.
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2.97sSay, if you tell me where you obtained it,
4.07sI will overlook the ice cream sandwiches concealed in your armpits, eh?
1.83sDeal.
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5.2sOkay. Here are your fraudulent documents, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon.
2.7sYour U.S. passport, social security card,
2.37sbirth certificate, and your death certificate.
3.37sjust hold onto that one in your safe-deposit box.
2.4sMost humble and grateful thanks to you.