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2.73s- Oh, how does it work?
- It doesn't work.
0.5sUh-huh.
1.1sIt's just a stupid rock.
0.53sUh-huh.
2.37sBut I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
1.57s
2.24sLisa, I want to buy your rock.
7.41s
2.14sWhoo-hoo! A perfect day!
3.9sZero bears and one big, fat, hairy paycheck.
2.57sHey! How come my pay is so low?
2.77s"Bear Patrol Tax $5.00."
2.7sWhat? This is an outrage!
2.44sIt's the biggest tax increase in history!
2.74sActually, Dad, it's the smallest tax increase in history.
2.77sLet the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
1.37sThat's the homeowner tax.
2.07sWell, anyway, I'm still outraged.
4.21s
3.74sDown with taxes! Down with taxes!
2.17sDown with taxes!
2.54sWon't you think of the children?
3.07sAre these morons getting dumber, or just louder?