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1.17sMm-hmm.
1.27sSo I took a job at the Kwik-E-Mart.
3.44sWhen my debts were wiped clean, I was all set to go.
3.44sBut by then I had made so many friends here.
2.84sWhat you're saying is so understandable.
3.07sAnd, really, your only crime was violating U.S. law.
2.53sOh, you are one of the good ones.
4.04sYou know what? I'm going to vote no on 24.
2.07sMom, you're the greatest!
2.1sCould I have this licorice?
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4.47sUh, good evening, um, young man. My name is Charles Norwood.
5.17sFurthermore, to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars.
3.07sHere's my I.D. which confirms my "adultivity."
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1.6sHmm.
3.4sHey, Kearney, this fake I.D., it is truly excellent.
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