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2.94sWho am I kidding? I am no citizen.
2.57sThis passport is a cheap forgery!
3.8sA cheap, $2,000 forgery.
3.6sI have brought shame to my parents, to my homeland and to myself.
2.2sDon't forget Ganesha.
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3.37sI cannot deny my roots, and I cannot keep up this charade.
2.74sI only did it because I love this land...
4.5swhere I have the freedom to say and to think and to charge whatever I want.
2.47sI want to stay, but as the real me,
2.57snot as some yahoo from Green Bay.
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2.84sOh.
2sWow.
4.5sYou must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
4.17sDarn it, Apu! I'm not gonna let them kick you out!
3.07sI never should've bought this button!
3sCan I have my three dollars back? Store credit only.
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