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3.24sThere must be an enlistment tent around here somewhere.
2.55sIf I'd have left it up to your mother,
2.64syou'd have ended up in a hellhole like this,
2.94sjust lyin' around, never workin',
2.1swithout a care in your head,
2.97sfull of long, luxurious hippie hair!
1.93s
5.54sOh, Homer J., how do you keep your hair so rich and full?
3.4sLather, rinse and repeat. Always repeat.
3.67sHomer J., will you teach us to make love?
2.37s
2.67sWow. I could have lived like that?
3.54sYou know, Homer, your mom was a pretty groovy chick.
3.37sAnd a demon in the sack.
3.9sAh, you heard about that, eh?
1.77sHe heard.