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3.89sShame on you, boy! Put some damn pants on and then pull 'em down!
2.07s'Cause it's time for a spankin'!
2.8sGet a load of Captain Bring Down.
4sWhoa! Yeah, whoa!
3.2sBut I wanna play in the mud and be a hippie!
3.4sNever! What you need's a good long hitch in Vietnam!
3.24sThere must be an enlistment tent around here somewhere.
2.55sIf I'd have left it up to your mother,
2.64syou'd have ended up in a hellhole like this,
2.94sjust lyin' around, never workin',
2.1swithout a care in your head,
2.97sfull of long, luxurious hippie hair!
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5.54sOh, Homer J., how do you keep your hair so rich and full?
3.4sLather, rinse and repeat. Always repeat.