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2.7sBut I can't ask Mom. She's on the run from the law.
2.84sServes her right for bein' a '60s radical!
2.6sThough she was a demon in the sack.
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2.67sSo, Dad, regarding that form,
2swhy not just make up a middle name?
2.64sYou might as well. You already made up a phony film credit.
3.34sNo. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form.
1.93sHe never has, and he never will.
2.79sYou lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.
2.84sYeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies.
3.4sThe point is, I'm a grown man, and I deserve a middle name.
3.79sHmm. I know where we might find your missing moniker.
2.67sIt's a bit of a drive, but on the way,
3.44swe can have a nice father-son chat.
3.47sGreat. I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up.
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2.89sThis is the hippie commune your mother ran off to...
2.9swhen life with me became a living hell.