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2.67sHey, Dad, it says they need your full name.
1.97sYou only put down your middle initial.
2.17sHey, what the heck is your middle name anyway?
1.97sYou know, I have no idea.
2.67sHey, Dad, what does the "J" stand for?
3.59sHow should I know?
4.32sIt was your mother's job to name ya and love ya and such.
2.08sI was mainly in it for the spankin'.
2.7sBut I can't ask Mom. She's on the run from the law.
2.84sServes her right for bein' a '60s radical!
2.6sThough she was a demon in the sack.
2.72s
2.67sSo, Dad, regarding that form,
2swhy not just make up a middle name?
2.64sYou might as well. You already made up a phony film credit.
3.34sNo. Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form.
1.93sHe never has, and he never will.
2.79sYou lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.