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3.89sThe important thing is, after all these years of paying my dues,
2.69sI'm finally getting some decent parts.
2.15sYou're joining the Screen Actors Guild?
4.09sI didn't choose to be a gifted actor, Marge. It chose me.
2.69sI'm merely a vessel through which genius flows.
1.89sNow help me make up some phony credits.
1.83sFat Guy Number Three? Good. Good.
2.67sHey, Dad, it says they need your full name.
1.97sYou only put down your middle initial.
2.17sHey, what the heck is your middle name anyway?
1.97sYou know, I have no idea.
2.67sHey, Dad, what does the "J" stand for?
3.59sHow should I know?
4.32sIt was your mother's job to name ya and love ya and such.
2.08sI was mainly in it for the spankin'.
2.7sBut I can't ask Mom. She's on the run from the law.
2.84sServes her right for bein' a '60s radical!
2.6sThough she was a demon in the sack.
2.72s
2.67sSo, Dad, regarding that form,
2swhy not just make up a middle name?
2.64sYou might as well. You already made up a phony film credit.