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4.44s(CLICK) People, Springfield is in crisis.
3.62sFingers have been shoved up noses, pants have been pulled down,
4.57sand Mayors have been repeatedly humiliated.
4.99sDamn it! (ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) I thought our mysterious pranksters might be here tonight.