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2.92sWell, that's my dad. (LAUGHS) You can't stop him.
1.39s(HUMMING)
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1.4sHey, 700 Club.
2.27sYou look like a healthy specimen.
4.54sWell, I did finish first in the Walk for the Cure of homosexuality.
1.55sSay "ah," baby.
1.67sAh... (GAGGING)
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2.02sI'm dying!
2.8sAnd there's heaven. But who's that?
1.57sConfucius?
1.43sAnd Milton Berle?
2.37sBoy, have I been barking up the wrong tree.
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1.02s(HUMMING)
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1.63sNice posture.
4.54sOh, thank you. Mother always said a curvy spine is the devil's roller coaster.
1.45sHey! You can't have that!