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2.6sUgh! If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
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2.39sI'd better call my wife, tell her I'll be late.
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3.9s(SIGHING) If I knew this would take so long, I would've put on a TV.
1.13sPizza!
1.68sYour money's on the counter. No tip.
1.45sOh, you miserable bastard!
1.92sThat's why I'm up here.
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3.95sDeath, Death, we miss you so much.
7.11sYou were a busboy in the restaurant of life clearing away the oldies, and the sickies, and the chokies.
3.3sAnd you made NASCAR racing exciting.
3.22sHomer, it's trash day. Will you just take him out to the curb?
1.7sI'll curb him...
1.83sWithout enthusiasm.
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1.1sOoh!
2.27sThis robe's pretty soft.
3.85sCheck it out! I finally found a dead guy's clothes that fit me!
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5.32s(ALL SCREAM) What? It's not... (YELLS) My hand! What's happening?
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