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1.6sThat Alan Ball, you know him, right?
1.13sYeah.
1.82sHow come everything he writes is so dreary?
0.92sI don't know.
1.75sTell him to cheer up! Things ain't so bad!
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1.9sThis is a weird episode.
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5.99sOkay, Quagmire, I want you to take the first bite out of this fudge pop because that first bite is the one that really hurts.
1.2sWell, okay.
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2.45s(GRUNTS) Ah!
1.9s(GAGS) Ah!
2.17sOw! Ow!
1.79sYeah, that's right, "Ow." Now, you swallow that.
1.3sDon't you dare spit that out.
1.7sWhat's the difference? You got what you wanted.
1.97s- I said swallow it!
- (GULPS)
3.8sNow, smear what's left of it on your face and look at me with your mouth open.
2.17s
2.54sLook at yourself, you filthy whore.