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3.8sSusan Boyle or a sex doll that's been passed around a fraternity?
1.4sWell, have they been cleaning the doll?
2.27sPlease, these guys are Betas, they're total animals.
1.95sHey, I got one, Peter. What would you rather do?
5.17sTread water where you are right now or increase your net worth fivefold within the next 18 months?
1.53sWhat? What are you talking about?
2.34sWell, my friend Marty is a whiz with chemistry,
2.6sand he says he's come up with a new penis enlargement pill,
2.94sand if we can bankroll him $100,000 in startup money,
2.15she'll triple our investment in a year.
2.4sWell, uh, gee, (STAMMERING) I don't...
3.54sPeter, I've taken the liberty of mocking up some sales projections.
1.08sWow, that's pretty good.
2.28sAnd this would be our net profits.
2.97sPeter, Bonnie's birthday is coming up,
7.22sand I'll be gol-darned if I didn't go ahead and promise her that Stevie Nicks would come to our house and sing three songs to her.
3.17sBoy, (LAUGHS) do I got a big mouth, huh?
3.75sYeah, if you're going to open your mouth with the missus, stick to kisses. Huh?
5.72s(BOTH LAUGHING FORCEFULLY) What neat humor. What neat humor.