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2.4sI just bought a giant room full of gold coins,
2.27sand I'm going to dive into it like Scrooge McDuck.
4.64s(DRUM ROLL) (DIVE BOARD RATTLES) Ah!
7.47sIt's not a liquid! It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard, floor-like surface!
1.47s(SCREAMING)
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2.45sPeter, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work?
1.33sI quit my job, Lois.
0.98sYou what?
1.95sYeah, we're rich now. I don't need to be working.
1.3sOh, you should've been there, Lois.
2.03sI told Angela what she could do with that job,
2.07sjust like I always fantasized.
5.34sAngela, I just want to thank you for several extremely pleasurable years working for this corporation.
5.77sUh, certain unexpected developments have created a situation where I am no longer in need of employment.
6.42sI would be remiss, however, if I did not extend my gratitude to you for your unwavering fairness and belief in me,
2.17sand there is a giant poo on your desk.
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