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3.29sYes! We won the lottery! I'm getting a penis butler.
1.8sSir? All right, butle my penis.
1.99sThis is awesome. Now that we're rich,
1.77sour lives are going to be so much better.
3.34sYou sure it was such a good idea to cash that lottery check?
2.5sIt seems foolish to have all this money lying around.
3.27sOh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?
0.33s(LAUGHING LECHEROUSLY) Yeah!
2.78s(CELL PHONE RINGING) Hello?
1.83sDid you blow all your money yet? No, Daddy.
0.87sAll right. Call me when you blow all your money. Love you, bye.
3s(CARTER HANGS UP) All right, so how are we going to spend our winnings?
3.72sI'm going to get some supermarket fried chicken and eat it until I'm nauseous.
2.8sI'm going to finally get my gal that doodad she's been wantin'!
3.87sI'm going to get a floor mirror to squat over and see what's making all that noise.
2sOkay, everybody just calm down.
1.8sWe're not going to go crazy spending our winnings,
1.95sand we're not going to let this money change us.
3.85sWhat are you talking about? This money is our ticket to the good life, starting now.