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2.54sYes. These aren't the real lottery tickets, either.
3.02sThese are the real lottery tickets.
2.74sSo, in addition to buying 200,000 lottery tickets,
2.64syou had 400,000 fake ones printed up?
1.63sI had to be sure.
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2.2sOh, my God. We won!
1.37sWhat? Let me see that.
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3.29sYes! We won the lottery! I'm getting a penis butler.
1.8sSir? All right, butle my penis.
1.13sButle it!
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1.99sThis is awesome. Now that we're rich,
1.77sour lives are going to be so much better.
3.34sYou sure it was such a good idea to cash that lottery check?
2.5sIt seems foolish to have all this money lying around.
3.27sOh, you'd rather have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?
0.33s(LAUGHING LECHEROUSLY) Yeah!
1.27sAll right!
1.07s(WOLF-WHISTLING) Money!
1.2sWhoo-hoo!
2.78s(CELL PHONE RINGING) Hello?
1.83sDid you blow all your money yet? No, Daddy.
0.87sAll right. Call me when you blow all your money. Love you, bye.
3s(CARTER HANGS UP) All right, so how are we going to spend our winnings?
3.72sI'm going to get some supermarket fried chicken and eat it until I'm nauseous.