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2.67sDraw a rudimentary map, put the map in a bottle, put the bottle in the sea.
2.17sAnd what do you do when you need the money?
3.37sHope the bottle washes up wherever I happen to be.
3.7sAnd how about you, every Persian guy in the world?
2.18sALL: White BMW.
2.07sThere you go, Lois. That's the answer right there.
1.47sWe'll just win the lottery.
2.67sIn fact, I'm going to go buy my winning ticket right now.
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1.37sPeter, what's wrong?
2.8sIt's, uh, nothing. I'm just going to wait a minute.
2.64sThere's teenagers in skinny jeans out there.
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3.22sEveryone, I got big news. We are going to be rich.
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3.4sOh, my God, Peter. There are thousands of lottery tickets here.
1.73sWhere did you get the money for all these?
2.37sSimple. I took out a second mortgage on the house.
1.72sWhat? Peter, this is idiotic.
2.4sYour odds of winning are like 100 million to one.
2.6sDon't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people?
4.14sWould you be saying that if the prize was 150 million bags of the neighbor's garbage?