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2.47sWhat would you do with your lottery winnings?
2.05sI suppose I'd want what anyone would want, really.
2.67sFirst I'd get a bunch of jewels. Then I'd put them in a chest.
3.37sDrop the chest to the bottom of the ocean with some of the jewels hanging out.
2.67sDraw a rudimentary map, put the map in a bottle, put the bottle in the sea.
2.17sAnd what do you do when you need the money?
3.37sHope the bottle washes up wherever I happen to be.
3.7sAnd how about you, every Persian guy in the world?
2.18sALL: White BMW.
2.07sThere you go, Lois. That's the answer right there.
1.47sWe'll just win the lottery.
2.67sIn fact, I'm going to go buy my winning ticket right now.
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1.37sPeter, what's wrong?
2.8sIt's, uh, nothing. I'm just going to wait a minute.
2.64sThere's teenagers in skinny jeans out there.
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