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1.73sThat's good scrimshaw.
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4.52sI never thought I'd be having high tea at the Park Barrington every single day.
3.07sYes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it?
3.02sWaiter, have the chef prepare a bucket of your finest caviar,
2.13sand then give it a helicopter tour of the city.
1.84sVery good, sir.
3.47sVery good, indeed. I hope it enjoys it as much as that Maine lobster I ordered.
2.57sAnd over there is the Rhode Island State House,
4sthe second largest self-supporting marble dome in North America.
2.59sWhy the fuck am I doing this? I could've just said I did it.
1.75sSir, about your bill...
3.57sOh, don't worry, Carstairs, there's ample gratuity on there for you.
4.14s(CHORTLES) Well, actually, sir, your card has been declined.
1.37s(LAUGHING) Oh, really?
5.3sWell, I'm sure a brief call to my accountant will resolve this to our mutual satisfaction.
3.7s(DIALING) Hello, Schnozzenstein? This is Peter Griffin.
1.97sThere seems to be some issue with our credit.
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