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2.67sIn fact, I'm going to go buy my winning ticket right now.
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1.37sPeter, what's wrong?
2.8sIt's, uh, nothing. I'm just going to wait a minute.
2.64sThere's teenagers in skinny jeans out there.
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3.22sEveryone, I got big news. We are going to be rich.
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3.4sOh, my God, Peter. There are thousands of lottery tickets here.
1.73sWhere did you get the money for all these?
2.37sSimple. I took out a second mortgage on the house.
1.72sWhat? Peter, this is idiotic.
2.4sYour odds of winning are like 100 million to one.
2.6sDon't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people?
4.14sWould you be saying that if the prize was 150 million bags of the neighbor's garbage?
1.43sBut it's not.
3.17sI mean, is it? That is an unrealistic, unfair question.
2.99sPeter, Brian's right. How can you be so irresponsible?
2sYou take these tickets back right now.
1.72sNo way, Lois. We're going to win.