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1.72sWhat? Peter, this is idiotic.
2.4sYour odds of winning are like 100 million to one.
2.6sDon't you know the lottery is just a tax on stupid people?
4.14sWould you be saying that if the prize was 150 million bags of the neighbor's garbage?
1.43sBut it's not.
3.17sI mean, is it? That is an unrealistic, unfair question.
2.99sPeter, Brian's right. How can you be so irresponsible?
2sYou take these tickets back right now.
1.72sNo way, Lois. We're going to win.
3.19sI got lots of good karma built up from doing those USO shows.
3.84s(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) So, apparently, they found a weapon of mass destruction,
1.17smy putter.
0.57s
2.51s
1.47sAll right, boys. Go get 'em over there.
3.22sAnd now, please welcome Mr. Bruce Jenner.
1.02s(ALL CHEERING)
3.3s(FANFARE PLAYING THE STRIPPER)