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4.75sHey, Peter, you wanted me to watch the entire first season of True Blood and come show you where there was boob?
2.89sThat's right, I don't want to see any actual True Blood, just boob.
1.2sYeah, well, I found some.
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3.04sNo! Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob!
2.24sThat's like looking at a 12-year-old boy.
3.2sJeez! You should know that, Joe! You should definitely know that!
1.13sSorry, Peter.
1.63sSorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing!
1.23sAnd as for you, Anna,
1.8syou're dreadful and so is the program.
1.32sI didn't write it.
1.5sYeah, but you know the people who do.
1.6sThat Alan Ball, you know him, right?
1.13sYeah.
1.82sHow come everything he writes is so dreary?
0.92sI don't know.
1.75sTell him to cheer up! Things ain't so bad!
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1.9sThis is a weird episode.
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5.99sOkay, Quagmire, I want you to take the first bite out of this fudge pop because that first bite is the one that really hurts.
1.2sWell, okay.
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2.45s(GRUNTS) Ah!
1.9s(GAGS) Ah!
2.17sOw! Ow!
1.79sYeah, that's right, "Ow." Now, you swallow that.