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1.77sNee. I mean, no.
6.69sI was given the curse many a year ago while on a bird-watching trip to the Arctic.
2.37sI was attacked by a vicious motorized sled.
1.82sThe natives called it...
3.1sthe Abominable Snowmobile.
2.42s
1.08sYes, it's true.
5.94sI ran over that bird-watching jerk and a hundred others even my best friend from aromatherapy school.
4.69sI once had a best friend who liked to smell things with me.
2.8sAlas! I'm afraid I'm not the original were-car.
3.92sI received the curse while taking a Learning Annex class from a famous robot actor.
1.88sYou know him as...
2.25sCalculon!
1.22sOh, fate most cruel!
7.74sWould that my boundless acting skills might avail me a sword with which to slay this wretched curse.
1.3sLet's kick him some more!
1.63sNo, wait, let me explain.
4.15sIt all began one fateful night a thousand years ago.
1.45sWhoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!