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0.9sPhew.
3.22sFor, you see, you are a were-car.
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1.6sA were-car?
3.45sThe car that ran you down on the moors was also a were-car.
3.24sIt beamed the virus to you through its demonic headlights.
1.17sThat's crazy.
3.1sYes. So crazy that it must be true.
6.97sEach midnight, when your clock resets to zero your hardware reconfigures into a murderous four-wheeled car.
2.17sI can't keep running people over.
1.97sI'm not famous enough to get away with it.
1.77sCan't you help me?
3.95sYes, but you must be willing to pay a terrible price.
1.9sYeah, yeah, yeah.
2.67sFollow me.
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5.62sAccording to this ancient "read me" file your only hope is to destroy the original were-car.
0.62sI'm with you.
7.96sIn its death throes the dread car will beam out the virus's uninstall program thus, ridding you of the curse.