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3.5sMy fellow Earthlings, we have reached an agreement.
6.51sUsing the twin guns of grace and tact I blasted our worthless enemies with a fair compromise.
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1.72sThey will not eat everyone on Earth.
2.82sI filled up on nuts at the negotiation.
3.84sInstead, they will eat only a single human of their choice.
3.39sWe choose to eat the first Earthling who ate our offspring.
4.34sHere is the culprit as photographed by our nanny-cam satellite.
6.12sShe must be sacrificed but the rest of you shall be spared.
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1.27sBoo!
2.27sBoo!
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7.22sTonight the world watches in horror as an Earthling is eaten alive on network television.